Garrett Schlichte
Garrett Schlichte
 

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Garrett is the co-host of got it got it got it got it got it, a podcast available, well, wherever podcast are available. He's also lent his voice (and sometimes face!) to other outlets as well, and performs live readings of some of his pieces at events around the city. Check out his work below!

 
 
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got it got it got it got it got it

In 1987 Gregory Stock published a book of 217 questions meant to "find out more about yourself and others, and to confront ethical dilemmas in a concrete rather than an abstract form." In 2018, Garrett and Samantha think he needs to chill (but also maybe he wasn't wrong?). Listen along as they try and answer questions like, 'Do you have a favorite sexual fantasy? Would you like to have it fulfilled?' and 'Would you accept twenty years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of the period?' while asking their own questions like, 'Can we take a break for lunch yet?'

A TINY REVOLUTION

From the podcast: Like most of my fantastic online relationships, Garrett and I have never met IRL. It's the perfect millennial relationship. We see each other on the twitters, we write stuff, we both queer and Christian, and we both can hold a conversation. 

RuPaul's Drag Race Recap

So, if you want to listen you've gotta pay for this one! Garrett is a semi-regular guest on the pay-per-listen portion of RuPaul's Drag Race Recap, RulaskaThoughts. They talk race, the fandom, and queens being queens. And hey, at $1, you can't beat that. 

Readings

Garrett Schlichte reads his piece 'Sorry Straights, These 15 Spaces Belong Exclusively to Queer People' at An Evening of Humorous Readings on October 13th at DC 9 in Washingon, DC.
Garrett Schlichte reads his piece 'An Open Letter from a White Gay™' at An Evening of Humorous Readings on October 13th at DC 9 in Washingon, DC.
Garrett Schlichte reads his piece 'I am a Liberal Comedian and I am Ready to perform Allyship by Calling Conservatives Gay Every Chance I Get' at An Evening of Humorous Readings on October 13th at DC 9 in Washingon, DC.
Garrett Schlichte reads their piece 21 Clever Ways To Hide Your Budding Homosexuality While You're Home For The Holidays This Year.' at The Inner Loop: Fall Finale at The Unified Scene Theater in Washington, DC on November 13.
Garrett Schlichte reads their piece 'Help! I can't stop falling in love at the farmers market.' at The Inner Loop: Fall Finale at The Unified Scene Theater in Washington, DC on November 13. This piece was originally published in The Washington Post.

Interviews

This is not so much a credit, as a project Garrett was extremely proud to be a part of. Them, a new LGBTQ brand from Condé Nast, launched by sitting a down a group of queers, both bullies and bullied, to tell their stories.

The healthy side of expiration-dating, The Washington Post. My breakup story: Garrett Schlichte and his ex only had three months to date before they both left town. It allowed them to stay in the moment rather than focus on the future.